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[anoxic]

#Game No : 7963300060
***** Hand History for Game 7963300060 *****
$5 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, April 08, 04:38:47 EDT 2009
Table Table 126041 (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 6: ASTON166 ( $1.91 USD )
Seat 5: Hero ( $5.26 USD )
Seat 8: AureaCyra ( $5.04 USD )
Seat 9: DonPablo3000 ( $2.90 USD )
Seat 7: Dralor277 ( $2.12 USD )
Seat 1: DubberMan27 ( $2.47 USD )
Seat 4: bistech ( $4.81 USD )
Seat 2: daphne66 ( $1.88 USD )
Seat 3: marenioss ( $3.10 USD )
Seat 10: ziembol99 ( $1.08 USD )
ziembol99 posts small blind [$0.02 USD].
DubberMan27 posts big blind [$0.04 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ ]
daphne66 folds
marenioss calls [$0.04 USD]
bistech folds
Hero calls [$0.04 USD]
ASTON166 calls [$0.04 USD]
Dralor277 folds
DonPablo3000 folds
ziembol99 calls [$0.02 USD]
DubberMan27 checks
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
ziembol99 checks
DubberMan27 checks
marenioss checks
Hero checks
ASTON166 checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
ziembol99 checks
DubberMan27 checks
marenioss bets [$0.09 USD]
Hero folds
ASTON166 folds
ziembol99 folds
DubberMan27 folds
marenioss does not show cards.
marenioss wins $0.28 USD


Mógł mieć przecież KK, albo TK/TT.

[Slayer_pol]

Zaczęła się przerwa w daily 80 grand i mimo że jednocześnie zaczęła się satelita do SCOOP ME to zdecydowałem się wcisnąć w niej sitout i pójść do WC. Wracam i z ciekawości sprawdzam co mi spasowało. Pierwsza ręka 57o, druga KK, trzecia KK, na czwartą wróciłem. Well Played Imo

[aeniman]

1. "Przeciwnik nic nie ma..."

***** Hand History for Game 7974440898 *****
$5 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, April 11, 21:51:23 CEST 2009
Table Table 126376 (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 8
Seat 4: Geroldrsk ( $2.99 USD )
Seat 5: Hero ( $2.40 USD )
Seat 3: bubusan ( $3.09 USD )
Seat 10: go4no1 ( $5.19 USD )
Seat 9: hertwg ( $1.96 USD )
Seat 6: sigros ( $4.38 USD )
Seat 8: whiplashChil ( $5.43 USD )
Seat 7: xyct777 ( $4.64 USD )
hertwg posts small blind [$0.02 USD].
go4no1 posts big blind [$0.04 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ ]
bubusan calls [$0.04 USD]
Geroldrsk calls [$0.04 USD]
Hero calls [$0.04 USD]
sigros calls [$0.04 USD]
xyct777 folds
whiplashChil folds
hertwg calls [$0.02 USD]
go4no1 checks
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
hertwg bets [$0.04 USD]
go4no1 raises [$0.26 USD]
bubusan folds
Geroldrsk folds
SAS28 has joined the table.
Hero calls [$0.26 USD]
sigros folds
hertwg folds
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
go4no1 checks
Hero bets [$0.42 USD]
go4no1 calls [$0.42 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
go4no1 bets [$1.56 USD]
Your time bank will be activated in 6 secs. If you do not want it to be used, please act now.
Hero is all-In [$1.68 USD]
go4no1 calls [$0.12 USD]
go4no1 shows [ , ]two pairs, Eights and Fives.
Hero doesn't show [ , ]a pair of Kings.
go4no1 wins $4.75 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Eights and Fives.
hertwg has left the table.

2. Może nie do końca debilne, ale dobre też nie. Moment wcześniej siadłem do stołu, pierwsza ręka AQo, raise PF, zgarniam blindy. Druga ręka ATo, raise, dość trafiony flop, cbet, na turnie cbet i przeciwnik zrzuca.

To była trzecia ręka. Znów mocna karta, ja raise, przeciwnik reraise, myślałem, że się po prostu broni przed moją agresywną grą, all-in. I gówno.

***** Hand History for Game 7974291303 *****
$5 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, April 11, 21:07:42 CEST 2009
Table Table 126002 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Kyrieshka ( $5 USD )
Seat 4: Leo27os ( $4.71 USD )
Seat 2: Magpie477 ( $4.53 USD )
Seat 5: Hero ( $2.46 USD )
Seat 8: Spieler_049 ( $2.94 USD )
Seat 10: Venkinto123 ( $11.73 USD )
Seat 7: alexmr2709 ( $2.92 USD )
Seat 3: bhart123 ( $3.73 USD )
Seat 6: dkife ( $3.73 USD )
Seat 9: kimakkoltok ( $5.24 USD )
dkife posts small blind [$0.02 USD].
alexmr2709 posts big blind [$0.04 USD].
bhart123 posts big blind [$0.04 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ ]
Spieler_049 folds
kimakkoltok folds
Kyrieshka folds
Magpie477 folds
bhart123 checks
Leo27os folds
Hero raises [$0.20 USD]
dkife raises [$0.70 USD]
alexmr2709 folds
bhart123 folds
Hero is all-In [$2.26 USD]
dkife calls [$1.74 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
dkife shows [ , ]two pairs, Aces and Kings.
Hero doesn't show [ , ]a pair of Kings.
dkife wins $4.75 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Aces and Kings.

3. Darmowe karty rozdaję!!! I na dodatek robię gówniane calle!

***** Hand History for Game 7974425755 *****
$5 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, April 11, 21:46:44 CEST 2009
Table Table 126002 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 4: HazyDavy88 ( $1.42 USD )
Seat 5: Hero ( $2.18 USD )
Seat 7: Olaf1994 ( $5 USD )
Seat 8: Spieler_049 ( $2.62 USD )
Seat 10: Venkinto123 ( $10.35 USD )
Seat 6: besi1603 ( $4.94 USD )
Seat 3: bhart123 ( $1.62 USD )
Seat 1: diehae16 ( $7.58 USD )
Seat 9: kimakkoltok ( $5.13 USD )
Spieler_049 posts small blind [$0.02 USD].
kimakkoltok posts big blind [$0.04 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ ]
Venkinto123 folds
diehae16 folds
bhart123 raises [$0.16 USD]
HazyDavy88 folds
Hero calls [$0.16 USD]
besi1603 folds
Olaf1994 folds
Spieler_049 folds
kimakkoltok calls [$0.12 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
kimakkoltok checks
bhart123 bets [$0.24 USD]
Hero raises [$0.60 USD]
kimakkoltok folds
bhart123 calls [$0.36 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
bhart123 checks
Your time bank will be activated in 6 secs. If you do not want it to be used, please act now.
Hero checks <- WTF???
** Dealing River ** [ ]
bhart123 bets [$0.81 USD]
Hero calls [$0.81 USD]
bhart123 shows [ , ]a pair of Queens.
Hero doesn't show [ , ]a pair of Tens.
bhart123 wins $3.16 USD from the main pot with a pair of Queens.

4. "Przeciwnik nic nie ma", część druga.

***** Hand History for Game 7974292624 *****
$5 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, April 11, 21:08:04 CEST 2009
Table Table 126437 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 4: Aurix87 ( $9.64 USD )
Seat 9: CChristobald ( $1.83 USD )
Seat 10: CafeFroid ( $3.03 USD )
Seat 5: Isabelle89 ( $5 USD )
Seat 6: Hero ( $2.43 USD )
Seat 2: RhynoGT ( $6.27 USD )
Seat 3: jgz14 ( $1.84 USD )
Seat 7: shumacher100 ( $1.86 USD )
Seat 1: tutzaml ( $1.36 USD )
shumacher100 posts small blind [$0.02 USD].
CChristobald posts big blind [$0.04 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ ]
CafeFroid folds
tutzaml folds
RhynoGT folds
jgz14 folds
Aurix87 folds
Isabelle89 folds
Hero raises [$0.16 USD]
shumacher100 folds
CChristobald calls [$0.12 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
CChristobald checks
Hero bets [$0.20 USD]
CChristobald raises [$0.46 USD]
Hero raises [$0.65 USD]
CChristobald is all-In [$1.21 USD]
Hero calls [$0.82 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
Hero shows [ , ]two pairs, Kings and Fives.
CChristobald shows [ , ]three of a kind, Fives.
CChristobald wins $3.50 USD from the main pot with three of a kind, Fives.

5. A to już w ogóle majstersztyk. Przeciwnik grał jak debil, więc oczywiście stwierdziłem, że nie mógł nic mieć. Miał.

***** Hand History for Game 7974370226 *****
$5 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, April 11, 21:30:24 CEST 2009
Table Table 126532 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: HSandor ( $5.57 USD )
Seat 10: KRapin ( $3.46 USD )
Seat 7: MortelNeo ( $6.32 USD )
Seat 3: Hero ( $2.30 USD )
Seat 9: SwissBliss_M ( $5.81 USD )
Seat 2: Vamaputra ( $5 USD )
Seat 5: cthulhu89 ( $7.10 USD )
Seat 6: kekobok ( $1.88 USD )
Seat 8: kingelvo ( $4.27 USD )
Seat 4: ksarvit ( $6.32 USD )
SwissBliss_M posts small blind [$0.02 USD].
KRapin is sitting out
HSandor posts big blind [$0.04 USD].
KRapin has left the table.
ksarvit posts big blind + dead [0,06 $].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ ]
Vamaputra folds
Hero raises [$0.20 USD]
ksarvit raises [$0.36 USD]
cthulhu89 folds
kekobok folds
MortelNeo folds
SwissBliss_M folds
HSandor folds
Hero calls [$0.20 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
Your time bank will be activated in 6 secs. If you do not want it to be used, please act now.
Hero bets [$0.46 USD]
ksarvit raises [$0.92 USD]
Hero calls [$0.46 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
Hero is all-In [$0.98 USD]
ksarvit calls [$0.98 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
Hero shows [ , ]a pair of Jacks.
ksarvit shows [ , ]a pair of Kings.
ksarvit wins $4.45 USD from the main pot with a pair of Kings.

To wszystko w ramach czterdziestoparominutowej sesji. Kurwa mać.

[dawkar]

dlaczego nie powinno się grać jak się jest zmęczonym

Omaha Hi $1-$2 PL (real money), hand #P4-93998397-435
Table St Laurent, 15 Apr 2009 11:47 PM ET

Seat 2: w1ddlewabb1t ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 7: 355 spider ($140.60 in chips)
Seat 8: panam28 [ ] ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 9: monze1 ($349.90 in chips)
Seat 10: Bursdagsbarn ($596.90 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
355 spider posts blind ($1), panam28 posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
monze1 bets $4, Bursdagsbarn calls $4, w1ddlewabb1t bets $18, 355 spider calls $17, panam28 bets $79, monze1 folds, Bursdagsbarn folds, w1ddlewabb1t bets $82 and is all-in, 355 spider bets $122.60 and is all-in, panam28 calls $20 and is all-in.

FLOP [board cards 2H,10C,9H ]

TURN [board cards 2H,10C,9H,2S ]

RIVER [board cards ]

SHOWDOWN
355 spider shows [ ]
panam28 shows [ ]
w1ddlewabb1t shows [ ]
355 spider wins $345.60.

SUMMARY
Dealer: w1ddlewabb1t
Pot: $348.60 | Rake: $3
w1ddlewabb1t loses $100
355 spider bets $140.60, collects $345.60, net $205
panam28 loses $100
monze1 loses $4
Bursdagsbarn loses $4
Robiąc reraise myślałem że mam AA44, potem już zauważyłem pomyłkę, ale miałem odsy 1:15, więc ...

[PeriMCS]

Wczoraj niby sesja na +100$, ale ...

Najpierw
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($50)
Hero ($52.05)
UTG ($110)
CO ($46.91)
BTN ($53.57)

Dealt to Hero

fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $2, Hero calls $1.50,

FLOP ($4) Ts

check, Hero bets $3, SB calls $3,

TURN ($10)

SB bets $10, Już się cieszę jak dziecko, że zaraz BI wpadnie i
Hero folds

czas mi się skończył ://// debil, debil, debil

Potem też nieźle...
:: HOLD'EM MANAGER :: Online Poker Tracking and Analysis Software
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer Game#1561405634

wadder ($26.51)
MTP25 ($47)
sjsaa ($38.27)
BCEXnOPBy ($53.33)
HERO2 ($49.50)

wadder posts (SB) $0.25
MTP25 posts (BB) $0.50

Dealt to HERO
fold, fold,
HERO2 raises to $1.75
wadder calls $1.50
MTP25 calls $1.25

FLOP ($5.25)
wadder bets $3
MTP25 calls $3
HERO raises to $9
wadder calls $6
MTP25 calls $6

TURN ($32.25)
check,
MTP25 bets $3.50
HERO raises to $18 - debil, debil, debil, zawsze robię ten błąd, za mało betuje. Myślę sobie AI nie callnie więc jezcze wyciągne trochę...
wadder folds
MTP25 calls $14.50

RIVER ($68.25)
MTP25 bets $18.25
HERO calls $18.25 - tutaj sprawdzam pytając czy mnie wydymał z 89
HERO shows
(Flop 72.6%, Turn 81.8%)
MTP25 shows
(Flop 27.4%, Turn 18.2%)
MTP25 wins $101

[PeriMCS]

Prawie miesiąc minął i znowu ja :/

Jestem jedynym idiotą tutaj?

Po raz N-ty 3betuje QQ i stackuję się preflop.

On gra UTG statsy 44/21/3bet 10%/4bet 14% po 134 rękach.

On 4bet do 15$ ja debilny push i oczywiście ma KK.

Tyle razy sobie mówiłem nigdy nie stackować się z QQ preflop na 50NL. Tylko przeciwko gościom z którymi była jakaś ostra walka wcześniej na 3 bety.

Niech mi ktoś pokaże, że AI preflop z QQ na 50NL jest opłacalne. Nie ma bata. Debil ze mnie.
Edit:
W mojej bazie mam 19 sytuacji gdzie leciał AI preflop z QQ. Łącznie -190$.
Ale EV Adjusted -11$.

Potem jescze taka perełka.
***** Hand History for Game 27865789596 *****
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, May 06, 01:25:25 ET 2009
Table Halleria IV (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: cbk1013 ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 2: HERO ( $57.60 USD )
Seat 3: brudman ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 4: RD_MrPink_RD ( $72.60 USD )
Seat 5: foscocity ( $62.75 USD )
Seat 6: stuboner ( $67.25 USD )
foscocity posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
stuboner posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ ]
cbk1013 folds
HERO raises [$1.75 USD]
brudman folds
RD_MrPink_RD folds
foscocity calls [$1.50 USD]
stuboner calls [$1.25 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
foscocity checks
stuboner checks
HERO bets [$4.00 USD]
foscocity calls [$4.00 USD]
stuboner folds
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
foscocity checks
HERO bets [$9.00 USD]
foscocity calls [$9.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
foscocity checks
HERO bets [$25.00 USD]
foscocity calls [$25.00 USD]
HERO shows [, ]
foscocity shows [, ]
foscocity wins $78.25 USD from main pot

Obstawiłem go na słabego A i chciałem pokazać, kto tu rządzi. Debil!!!!!

Z sesji +2BI zrobiło się na 0. Zamiast odrabiać straty z downswingu gram takie coś :/

[igiel3]

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***** Hand History for Game 1196901133 ***** (Entraction)
$200.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 08, 08:26:55 ET 2009
Table Exeter (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: Markuz666 ( $195.00 USD )
Seat 2: Grip67 ( $558.20 USD )
Seat 3: RandomJoe ( $211.95 USD )
Seat 4: mabuse ( $210.85 USD )
Seat 5: igiel ( $417.20 USD )
Seat 6: blarney2 ( $95.60 USD )
Markuz666 posts small blind [$1.00 USD].
Grip67 posts big blind [$2.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to igiel [ ]
RandomJoe folds
mabuse folds
igiel raises [$7.00 USD]
blarney2 calls [$7.00 USD]
Markuz666 folds
Grip67 calls [$5.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
Grip67 checks
igiel checks
blarney2 checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
Grip67 bets [$18.00 USD]
igiel raises [$54.00 USD]
blarney2 folds
Grip67 calls [$36.00 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
Grip67 checks
igiel checks
Grip67 shows [, ]
igiel shows [, ]
igiel wins $127.00 USD from main pot

[noname300]

Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.20 BB

CO ($22)
Hero (Button) ($20.70)
SB ($20.70)
BB ($20.10)
UTG ($31.60)
MP ($26.38)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, A
UTG bets $0.80, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.80, SB raises to $2.40, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.60, Hero calls $1.60

Flop: ($7.40) 5, 2, K (3 players)
SB bets $5, UTG calls $5, Hero calls $5

Turn: ($22.40) Q (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($22.40) J (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $5, 1 fold, UTG calls $5

Total pot: $32.40

Results:
Hero had K, A (one pair, Kings).
UTG had J, K (two pair, Kings and Jacks).
Outcome: UTG won $32.40

[Trias]

TLPoker - Rozdanie - pokaż : 83914 (razz)
Zobaczyłem waleta i instafold Nawet nie pomyślałem, ze "mogę" mieć najlepszą rękę, zwłaszcza ze względu na to 62...

[FaN]

$0 pot at $0.15/0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 max on Everest Poker | TheHandConverter.com: Powered by DeucesCracked.com
zwroccie uwage jak rozegrane. Slowem wytlumaczenia wiedzialem ze koles ma seta i ze go nie bedzie w stanie foldnac wiec slowplayowalem. Jak sie nie sparuje to all in jak sie sparuje to najwyzej c/c albo c/f brzmi logicznie prawda. Poza tym ze nie mialem strita lol