zabawne wypowiedzi pokerzystów

[Mundi66]

wymiana zdań między Matusowem a Gusem:
Matusow:"you are the worst player I ever seen"(o Gusie)
gus:"Actually is one guy in ohio,but once he die I will be the worst"
Mutusow:"I really like to meet this guy"

[polko]

Luck123: Hi everyone
Ziigmund: f u luck


ahahahahahaha

[Barry]

hahahahaha najlepszy quote ever


F U LUCK!


faxfire29 (Observer): ZIGMUND DO HAVE A SPONSOR?
Ziigmund: cole south


Ziigmund: gus is from czech rebubplik
Ziigmund: from ROMANIA HE IS
Ziigmund: gus likes eurovision
Ziigmund: gus should sing in eurovision..team chez romanisa
Ziigmund: gus is singer from romania
Ziigmund: czech rebuplic singer from eurovision gay bar GUSTAV HANSEN


Ziigmund: Patrik "I need proteinshake everymorning"Antonius


Dealer: Ziigmund wins the pot ($51,999.50) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines
world1969: aren't you ashamed of yourself
Ziigmund: ?
world1969: for being so lucky
Ziigmund: im lucky cause u play poker


Gus Hansen: bad but lucky
Ziigmund: Uncle Gustav
Ziigmund: Gus romanian eurovisionsinger Hansen cant play
poker
Gus Hansen: dont cry Ziggy
Ziigmund: Gustav "RAZZKING"Hansen
Ziigmund: Gustav likes to sing karaoke with his gipsy friends


Ziigmund: 1out
Ziigmund: so sick
Ziigmund: gg
Phil Ivey: thx
Ziigmund: or lets take few flips
Ziigmund: phil
Phil Ivey: k 2 flips
System: The $13,500 Guarantee ($24+$2 Hold'em) will be starting
in 7 minutes.
Dealer: Hand #2927079041
Dealer: Ziigmund shows [7s As Jc 7h]
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows [Jd 2c Ac 8d]
Dealer: Ziigmund shows three of a kind, Sevens
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows two pair, Aces and Jacks
Dealer: Ziigmund wins the pot ($79,999.50) with three of a kind,
Sevens
Dealer: Hand #2927083332
Dealer: Ziigmund has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Ziigmund has timed out
Dealer: Hand #2927083332 has been canceled
Ziigmund: and now 80k flip
Ziigmund: per each 80
Ziigmund: ok?
Phil Ivey: no 40
Ziigmund: 40 per each?
Phil Ivey: stop at 40
Ziigmund: ok
Ziigmund: 40 per each
Phil Ivey: yup
Ziigmund: right
Dealer: Hand #2927092657
Dealer: Phil Ivey has 5 seconds left to act
Dealer: Phil Ivey has timed out
Dealer: Hand #2927092657 has been canceled
Dealer: Hand #2927093905
Ziigmund: 79QK
Ziigmund: u have?
Dealer: Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Phil Ivey: 47k8
Ziigmund: what u have?
Dealer: Phil Ivey has 15 seconds left to act
Ziigmund: ok
Dealer: Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Ziigmund has requested TIME
Phil Ivey: i wil bet 14 on flop
Ziigmund: bet on flop
System: The Turbo $20K Guarantee ($200+$16 NL Hold'em
(Turbo)) will be starting in 4 minutes.
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows a full house, Eights full of Fours
Dealer: Phil Ivey wins the pot ($80,799.50) with a full house, Eights
full of Fours
Dealer: Hand #2927105985
Dealer: Ziigmund has 5 seconds left to act
Ziigmund: 1more
Phil Ivey: sure
Dealer: Ziigmund has timed out
Dealer: Hand #2927105985 has been canceled
Dealer: Hand #2927107522
Ziigmund: 5678
Dealer: Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Phil Ivey has 15 seconds left to act
Phil Ivey: 66910
Dealer: Ziigmund has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows [6h 6c 9c Td]
Dealer: Ziigmund shows [5h 6d 7s 8d]
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows a straight, King high
Dealer: Ziigmund shows Ace King high
Dealer: Phil Ivey wins the pot ($79,198.50) with a straight, King high
Ziigmund: more
Dealer: Hand #2927116462
Phil Ivey: ok 2 more
Dealer: Ziigmund has 5 seconds left to act
Ziigmund: ok?
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows [Jc As 4h 5h]
Dealer: Ziigmund shows [7d Ts 9c 2h]
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows a straight, Ace high
Dealer: Ziigmund shows a straight, King high
Dealer: Phil Ivey wins the pot ($79,999.50) with a straight, Ace high
Dealer: Hand #2927122389
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows [8d 2s Ac 3d]
Dealer: Ziigmund shows [Ts 9d Td Qd]
Dealer: Phil Ivey shows a straight, Five high
Dealer: Ziigmund shows two pair, Tens and Sevens
Dealer: Phil Ivey wins the pot ($79,999.50) with a straight, Five high
Ziigmund: more
Dealer: Hand #2927127096
Phil Ivey: k 5 more

[LeeSue]

Brian Hastings: chcesz zagrać pełny stolik dla odmiany?

Ziigmund: e tam....

Ziigmund: przegrałem dziś 1,7

Brian Hastings: przykro to słyszeć, stary

Ziigmund: mm....

Ziigmund: kac i jakoś nie zależało


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[zdzisio]

lolz <3<3<3 ziigmund