to moze cos ode mnie :lol:
Angelina Jolie and Queen Elizabeth both died and were trying to get into heaven. St. Peter is at the gate, and he asks Jolie, "What have you done to make the world a better place?"
She answers, "I made movies that showed off how big my breasts are. That made a lot of people happy."
"Hmmm...", says Peter. "How about you, your Highness?"
The Queen replies, "Someone once gave me a can of Budweiser. I sent it down the toilet!".
Peter says, "Then you get to go in right away!", and ushers her through the gates.
Jolie is dumbstruck! "How come she gets to go in first? She threw away a can of beer?!?!", she cries.
Peter answers, "Don't you know a Royal Flush always beats a nice pair?"